Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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the WNBA

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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