Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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I'm not here.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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4/20.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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