An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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Anti Joke

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