You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Anti Joke

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