whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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