Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Flab

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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whos gay? you are

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Asians

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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This is not a good joke.

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i love antijokes

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Sex. That is all.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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