- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

It says so on your cap.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

YOLO.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

hi. thats what she said.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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