Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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math test 2=2

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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