What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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22

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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