Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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( o Y o )

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Ass

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Whats9+10 19

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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