Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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GONNA

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Chuck Norris

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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