Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What is worse

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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your mom

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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