- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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