There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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OGC - tilt your head

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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the real mccoy

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Lil' Wayne

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