A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Giving birth to the antichrist

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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