- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

you know what hurts.... PAIN

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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