Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Knock knock whos there punctuation

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Hellen Keller

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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