- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Giving birth to the antichrist

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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