- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Nobody cares.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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