How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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:-)book

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Womens Rights.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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