- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Women's Rights

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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