- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock No one answers....

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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