Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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