what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Women"s Rights

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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