- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

kiss me?

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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