- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

How old is victor? Old

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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