- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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