- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Dozer has a soul

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Yes. Just Yes.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

It's long!

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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