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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Ham sandwich

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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