- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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