Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Obama

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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