- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I only like NY as a friend.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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