Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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women have rights

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Your mother

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