What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

whats pale and white your ass.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Is this a chair?

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

8=D

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

cory is gay

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

PUDDING

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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