Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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YOLO.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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