A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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the guy below me is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Hitler is my role model

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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