Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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