What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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My mom.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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poop

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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