Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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YOLO.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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