- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What's cold and icy? Ice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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