- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

A black goes to college

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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