Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Gabe Mercado

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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