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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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