why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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boobs

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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knock knock go away ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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