what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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So dont touch it

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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