- Anti Joke

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid