roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

women playing football?

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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