AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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this is a joke

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Women"s Rights

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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