roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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