Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Wats a joke?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Working hard or hardly working????

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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