What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

women

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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