I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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