Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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