An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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don't look behind you

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Chuck Norris.

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lol

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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