- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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