OGC - tilt your head

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Who has downs this joke

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

hi. thats what she said.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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