There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Knock Knock. Come in.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Baseball

What sucks?

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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