- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Canada

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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