Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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