co jo kurwa tocza?

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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OGC - tilt your head

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Who has downs this joke

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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hi. thats what she said.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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